Rock, Paper, Chuck

Ok, so this one was a lot funnier in my head. Ah well, you win some, you lose some.

Saddam:
So, Chuck, you ready for our big game? I'm not gonna go easy on you this time. And you know, I still haven't forgiven you for wiping out half of my army in one day...

Chuck:
Don't fuck with Chuck.

Saddam:

*Sigh* I know, I know. It's just a game, alright? Jesus, you're hard to get along with. Are you ready?

Chuck:

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

Saddam:
...riiight. Whatever you say, Chuck.
"Scissors!"

Chuck:
"Chuck Norris"

Saddam:
What the hell is that, Chuck? You can't play as yourself.

Chuck:
No? I disagree. Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

Saddam:
Damnit, I underestimated him again.